Thanks to Shannon for this bizarre story. The last paragraph is a doozy.
More posting to follow later, after the management returns from a torture and sodomy session with the "accountant" (i.e., some lady at H&R Block).
P.S. If you want to create your own fake error messages (PC formats only, I'm afraid), go here.
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Yeah, true story... I was walking through a park one day when I walked a little too closely to a female duck and her alpha male boy duck. The male duck starts heading my way ('fronting') to let me know to stay away from his woman. I don't back down because it's a duck... I'll kick in the face if I have to, right? So while the alpha male duck is distracted by my presence, three other male ducks fly in out of nowhere and gang bang his woman. I felt like this was some sort of pro-wrestling event and I was the distraction element needed for evil to prevail. It was awesome.
I love how rape is suddenly a concept we can apply to animals. Like, did duck sex formerly involve informed consent and wedding ceremonies??
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